Thursday, 23 July 2015

NO WAY THROUGH HERE !

Gisburn to Paythorne - 6.5 Miles

Walkers :-  John W (Leader) Anthony, Paddy, Mike, 
                    Danny, Martin, John R, Harry, James.

The planned start from Gisburn Bridge was not to be. After a 40 minute drive from Preston  (Harry was in a catatonic state by the time we arrived), we found an ideal car park right next to the bridge. A passing local, however, warned us that the car park was private and belonged to the adjacent rehabilitation centre whose staff were not sympathetic to illegal parking. He sent us back up the road to a laybye on a railway bridge which was almost back in Gisburn itself. 
A route re-think had us setting off in the opposite direction before doing a u-turn to access the "Gisburne Park" hospital  grounds to pick up the original footpath as it crossed in front of us. Before regaining our route we were amused by a sign at the entrance to a small gravelled area
and perhaps rather impressed by the twin gatehouse at the entrance to the hospital grounds
 Passing through the gates (over a cattle grid) we walked steadily downhill and entered a wood before coming to the point at which the footpath took a sharp downwards right turn leading to Stock Beck, High at an elevated point above the beck's valley we sat "Troll Like" on a series of stones to have our coffee break
We stayed for a short while admiring the deeply cut path of the beck before crossing the bridge and following the track which climbed steeply up the far side. At the top of the rise we passed a site named "The Temple" on the map but did not stay to investigate.
The views we saw from here left us reminded of some classic quotations "This Green and Pleasant Land" and "There is a Green Hill Far away" in this case not "Without a City Wall" but right there in front of us. Mike was amused that the verdant mound rising before us was actually called the "Green Hill" and green indeed it was.
Whilst from the distant horizon loomed the excuse for a further quotation "Those Blue remembered Hills." our old acquaintance   "Pendle Hill."
We had now arrived at Castle Haugh one of our planned targets. This "Fortress" with connections to the Normans and to the Roundheads (Nicknamed Cromwell's Basin), proved to be a rather disappointing , overgrown grassy mound. Never-the-less our brave explorers determined to assault its steep slopes and brave warrior cries rang out  "Ouch ! Ow ! Ouch! Ow ! Ow !   A large patch of nettles guarded it's flanks.
 Here we see the view from the top of the Castle of the reinforcements ready and waiting to come to the aid of the assault team - or Mebbe not !
Having conquered the mound the excitement of it all is etched on John's face - or mebbe not !

And so onwards as our path dropped down to Paythorne bridge. Here we crossed the River Ribble spotting as we did an escapee from Anthony's flock of plastic ducks ( Ask Anthony ! )     BUT NO ! this was a superior beast being larger and sporting a red beak, 

From here we followed the road as it led us to the Hamlet of Paythorne. Two buildings caught our attention. First the tiny methodist chapel which appeared from the outside to possess all the attributes we ignorant papists associate with chapel worship.


The right hand widow shows evidence of the tiered benches occupied by the congregation during services.
Next door,  somewhat naughtily. was a prosperous looking pub "The Buck"    ALCOHOL and METHODISM ????

Shortly afterwards our path left the road to swing round and enter a large and beautifully maintained holiday home (static vans ?) site. This was to be the spark that began John and Anthony's weekly dispute as to the route we should take. John's box of tricks showed the route to be at "X" whilst Anthony's box of tricks said "No. it was at "Y" " In the end BOTH were right. John's route was indeed the one planned but it had been diverted, Anthony's route was the one we actually needed  to continue our journey.

Lunchtime was beginning to fade into the past and the maxim "Any port in a storm" led us to having lunch in a rather dull field with little in the way of a view to help the digestion.

We were now heading steadily homewards on a mixture of fields farmtracks and metalled roads. Danny had decided that the speed of our travel meant that a further refreshment stop was unlikely so he was dispensing from his flask as we went along. Our old friend "Pendle Hill" now graced the horizon BEFORE us



As we passed by them the sweet breath of a herd of cattle wafted towards us. These proved to be a well "equipped" group of powerful young bulls. On the other side of the road were, their possibly intended spouses, Nearly all were black and a guess at Aberdeen Angus as a breed later turned out to be right,
Almost back to the cars but not without passing a handsomely uniform group of buildings at Ellenthorpe.   Stables ? Workshops ? Workers cottages ?    A delightful hamlet whatever it was. 
We quickly passed by our original parking spot and plodded upwards to our waiting cars. Here a delightful surprise awaited us. Not only were we to quench our thirst with Martin's Shandy but we had to use it to wash down large slices of delicious chocolate cake provided by Anthony,
              HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANTHONY !









Saturday, 18 July 2015

To give you a smile!



Answering machine message,
"I am not available right now,
but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call,
you are one of the changes."

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Aspire to inspire before you expire

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My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.


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The irony of life is that,
by the time you're old enough to know your way around,
you're not going anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.

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Every morning is the dawn of a new error


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Friday, 17 July 2015

KEEP CALM!


COME WALKING WITH THE "MEANDERTHALS"
 FOLLOW NEW ROUTES
             VISIT NEW PLACES 
                        EXPLORE NEW TERRAIN
                                  EXPERIENCE NEW ADVENTURERS
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THAT'S THE MAGIC OF "ALZHEIMERS"
    

Friday, 10 July 2015

The Latest Hollywood Blockbuster


Click on the image above to see the movie. Get the popcorn ready....it last 14 minutes!

Thursday, 9 July 2015

FIVE GO OFF TO BLACKPOOL

A "SKYRIDER" ADVENTURE
Lytham to the Tower - 18 Miles
Riders:- 
Mike (leader) Anthony, Martin, Jim C and John W.



A well organised leader had sorted out which cars were carrying which bikes the previous day  so we had hardly any delay before we set off to Lytham  Perhaps half an hour later we had  parked to the West of the windmill and to the East of the "White Church" and were soon pedalling along the coastal path towards Blackpool. The pathway was almost clear as the holiday makers had not yet decamped from coaches or emerged from hotels and B & B's  

Soon after our start we arrived at Fairhaven Lake and chose the seaward side to pass by it. Once past the legendary boating lake we joined the main road leading us towards the next town - St Annes (on sea)  


A short break for coffee as we payed homage to Les Dawson before we continued on our way from St Anne's Pier where hordes of primary school children  where trailing snake-like behind their teachers and assistants, hopefully enjoying their school trip (Educational Visit !) to the seaside. One group told us they came from an "Academy" in Oldham. 

Back on the public highway again and our "Indian Guide" showed us the house which once belonged to George Formby  and before him the great Irish singer Joseph Locke (think that's how you spell it !) Anthony has crossed the road
to check out the blue plaque. This not the first "George Formby" house that Mike has revealed to us. We shall await his next "Domicile" revelations.

We had by now arrived in the vicinty of Blackpool itself . South Shore, Squires Gate - whatever. It was a welcome improvement of the surface as we arrived at the delightfully revamped promenade. Ideal for both walkers and cyclists. Smaller constructions held our our attention but soon we arrived at one of the somewhat larger attractions. ABSOLUTELY NO ATTRACTION to the writer as it loomed monstrously above,
emitting terrified screams every few minutes. Jim Cullen admitted to having had a close encounter in the past. One has to be concerned for his sanity ! ! ! 

Although our route was now along smooth and level promenades your writer has to confess that, in spite of precautions - gel saddle cover and TWO pairs of underpants - his nether regions were feeling the strain. 

Our ultimate goal - the Tower - was now only a short distance away as we began to steer our way past more and more obstacles in the form of holidaying pedestrians. We briefly stopped to gaze in awe at  another diabolical contraption which was designed by sadists to catapult lunatics into the lower reaches of the stratosphere. One might have thought that the North West of England was playing host to reincarnations of the Spanish Inquisitors.   

The smell as we passed the food outlets along the front of the pier reminded us that it was lunch time but also had the capacity to put us off our food entirely. 

A brief stop in front of the Tower where we managed to persuade a passing stranger to take a group photo .

 In spite of the blue and "almost" cloudless sky. There was a chill breeze blowing and so we cycled just a little further to the row of classic shelters just beyond the Tower. Here we sat in relative comfort to have our lunch. 
The sunshine ,however, had to compete with an insidiously chill wind drifting in on the turning tide and it soon had us donning our jackets and mounting up for the return journey.

The promenade was by now considerably busier than we had encountered on our outward journey but inspite of the busier terrain a following wind made our progress easier. The "Biggest Glitter Ball" in the world held our attention for a while as we discussed  the flashing lights coming from some odd contraptions on poles sited nearby. John's initial conclusion proved false - again (stick to natural history lad !). Our final surmise was that they somehow worked in conjunction with the glitter ball. (any further ideas ?)

Leaving Blackpool behind, we took the return path towards St Annes and Lytham. A short stop at St Anne's pier. Toilets for some and Ice-creams for others and then heads down and back to The cars in Lytham. 
Well done Mike another surprisingly interesting ride. Here's to the next velocipede excursion.

P.S. In spite of wise words of advice (sarcastic comments) from his companions  the photographer still failed to catch the whole of the tower.


Saturday, 4 July 2015

ONE YEAR OLD TODAY!

This Meanderthal Blog is 1-year-old today! 


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I'll do the maths for you.....
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"I'll have a slice of that cake, please! (John W)

Thursday, 2 July 2015

Whalley

Only five walkers were available for today's walk in the area around Whalley.

We left St Francis Close with Jim at the helm and proceeded to the Grimsargh to collect James. We then chose the 'scenic route' (Isn't ALL of Lancashire 'scenic'?) to Whalley.

We continued on to Spring Wood picnic site to the east of Whalley where we were able to park for the princely sum of just £1.00 for the full day. Even Preston can't beat that!

Our route took us by footpath and road back into the centre of Whalley and through the grounds of the parish church. We passed by the village primary school where the Sports' Day was well underway - oh happy memories for some of us!?

We continued on to the ruins of Whalley Abbey where we sneaked a peep at the ruins before anyone could charge us the admission fee of £2.25 each. (Tight bunch!)

Further along the road called 'The Sands' is the Catholic church of The English Martyrs. Here, in the beautifully manicured gardens we made good use of a picnic bench to have our 'morning coffee'.

Resuming our walk we passed the Gatehouse, on of the remaining entrances to the abbey grounds and continued on passing under the famous Whalley viaduct with its 48 brick arches carrying the railway line between Blackburn and Clitheroe (and beyond).

From here our route took us along the perimeter of Calderstones mental hospital and on to Mitton Road.

The pangs of hunger were beginning to take hold so an eating place was sought. An eagle-eyed Meanderthal spotted a fallen tree in a field which looked like the ideal place to sit for lunch even if we had to share it with some cows who were looking pretty docile in the mid-day heat.

One very observant Meanderthal noted that one beast was apparently keeping watch over the others and, in fact, it wasn't a cow but a bull! Jim was very quick to point out that it wasn't the only one! The whole herd were bullocks!

Our very observant leader identified two 'escape routes' should the situation 'turn nasty'! As it happened, they weren't the least bit interested in a bunch of old f**ts!

After lunch we continued on our journey, crossing the aforesaid railway line and headed through the village of Barrow to the more picturesque village of Wiswell (pronounced - 'Wissell). 

Here, two benches had been provided for weary walkers in the Queen Elizabeth Jubilee Garden and provided a suitable place in which to finish of coffee.

From here it was a steady uphill climb before finally descending to the Spring Wood car park. Oh dear! Where was the ice-cream man when you needed him? 'Ben Shaw Shandy was substituted thanks to Martin.

Walkers: Jim, James, Martin, John R and Anthony
Total distance: 6.63 miles.


A bit of sunshine and out come the knees! 
Longridge Fell and Kemple End
Whalley is just visible at the end of the path

Some of the arches of the Whalley Viaduct

The 'Three Fishes' were part of the coat-of-arms of the Abbot of Whalley Abbey


The ginnell leading to the parish church





The entrance to Whalley Abbey
It's a pity that people are not allowed in the grounds!
(See the sign)

The Conference Centre

A quick peep at the ruins

'The Sands'

The Catholic Church of the English Martyrs

The Stations of the Cross in the church grounds

The original Gatehouse to the abbey

The A59 road crossing the River Calder

Looking back to Whalley Nab and Billington

Hungry sheep - living in hope!

The railway line to Clitheroe

Arriving at Wiswell

Part of the centre of Wiswell



The view of Longridge Fell before ascending to the car park

Our route - starting from bottom right 'PC'

Our route height profile



COMMENTS:

Nice blog and pictorial record of a delightful walk...thanks
(Jim)


Really enjoyed the "Match Report". It made me realise that to an outsider (Which I was yesterday) it brings the walks to life. Good photos too.  (John W)




Sunday, 28 June 2015

Danny's view of..............Newton & Slaidburn

John with his scarecrows ready for Grimsargh village's Field Day.
They make a good trio, don't they!

John and Mike bringing up the rear.

Don't they look pretty in a field of butter-cups and daisies?

Beards are NOT obligatory for Meanderthals

...but the ability to get over a fence, is!


Martin, emerging from the under-growth




Curious Limosins




The pub in the centre of Slaidburn


The War Memorial to 'the fallen' of Slaidburn, Newton and Dunsop Bridge.

Anthony - waiting for the rest to catch-up.

Butty Time  by the River Hodder in Slaidburn



Some 'children' never grow up!

Do they?




Danny (left) get in the picture


Anthony proves that his water-proof socks really are water-proof!


Back in Newton at the end of the walk

It's only shandy!

Thanks, barman!