Saturday 28 October 2017

More Photos

The Church in Natland was a particularly picturesque one. 

It occurred to yours truly that the post that Vic is holding onto may have rotted below the water line............ but it wasn't to be. Perhaps the larger gentleman behind may give it a better test 

And Martin's just not bothered

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Was this trig point positioned to measure the height of the fell in the background
The drivers in the vicinity of Oxenhope all seemed to be aspiring racing drivers 
(No problem though, 'cause we're in OxenHOLME.)

Admiring the panorama

A few drops of rain and a not too comfortable lunch venue prompted us to pack up early and head back down the Helm

The coming storm turned out to be a storm in a teacup 

And what posh teacups were presented to us when we returned to Natland
And what beautiful teapots



Anyone passing would have thought we were royalty.
Oh no, they wouldn't. I hear you cry.

This week's Caption Pic

"I know you're an aspiring photographer, Danny, but you need a camera as well as a hood!"
Obviously a Garbo fan " I vont to be alone !"
"....99...100.. coming ready or not."

"I don't want to get light on the film!"
"If that's my wife coming over that stile, tell 'er I'm not 'ere."
" I am not sharing my smoked salmon butties with any of yu. " 


Thursday 26 October 2017

NATLAND

THE HELM'SMEN 4.5 Miles

WALKERS :-  James, Vic, Anthony John W
                        Danny, Paddy, Martin.

After missing the rather obscure turning to Natland we began our "Urban Walks" season a little early by doing a motorised tour of Kendal.  No Problem. We were soon parked next to the church in the pretty little grassed square in the middle of Natland.


It has not been the kindest of summers and it wasn't long before we were tackling the ubiquitous waterlogged fields.




The footpaths across these fields were by no means clear and a friendly and rather garrulous lady wearing "Wellies" and walking her dogs, helpfully pointed the way we required.
Our earlier detour meant that we were already past coffee time soon after our walk started and a solid concrete water trough offered good seating ....... so we sat !


Our wellied dog lady had turned to come back and passed us as we sat drinking She  offered advice upon the way we should follow to get to "The Helm" .
"Watch this dangerous corner and then go through the railway tunnel."         Thank you welly woman !
We crossed the road at the dangerous corner taking suitable care.........

 A cautious crosser"  (Should that be spelt with a "T" ?)

The railway underpass.

The underpass took us onto one of the platforms of Oxenholme Station. We waited a while but the "West Coast Main Line" steadfastly refused to provide us with a train to photo.       As soon as we left of course ....... ?


From the station the road led steeply up towards the Norther end of the narrow elliptically shaped hill. "The Helm".


At a minor crossroads we left the tarmac and after studying a notice board began the initially slippery track up the fell.


As we rose higher and higher up the hill great views emerged all around in spite of the rather misty feel to the air. 



As the path levelled out the mud, too, began to diminish and the ground became considerably more friendly underfoot.  "The Helm" like most hills had several false summits (only little ones) but we were soon at the highest point marked by an O.S. trig. point.


On our last visit to this site we left one of our party encased in concrete. Imagine our surprise to find that he was still there. Someone, kind or foolish, must have been feeding him .

 The views all around (360 degrees)  were fantastic and certainly enhanced our lunchtime as we sat chatting on the leeward side of the hill. Martin rather spoiled the occasion by quietly saying ...
" Sorry everybody but I just felt a spot of rain"
" No. Never"     came several voices but alas he was right and by the time we had finished our various packed lunches we were all in waterproofs. 
To an accompaniment of "OOh ! Aagh ! Groan !"  we eventually got to our feet. Our ageing knees straightened as we prepared to descend the other side of the fell. 
First however a group photo next to the trig. point. 



Oh dear. The camera set on remote/auto began to slip as the shot was taken.  Seconds later the whole group slid out of shot to the right.   😕

The trek up the fell had been fairly gentle. Not so going down. 

 
 The slope was steep and rocky and we had to tread very carefully.





The steep slope was thankfully only short lived and one "Greyhound" (Danny - perhaps more mountain goat) was down it before some of us had barely started.
As he waited for us laggards he sheltered behind  a bush with yellow flowers. This created some discussion. Was the bush "Broom" or "Gorse" ?  Were the yellow blooms early or late ?





Because of our late arrival we had set off from a point nearer to "The Helm" than we had intended and our walk as going to be short. A walk lengthening diversion was decided upon. Before reaching the bottom of the hill, therefore, we took a left turn to drop down through a sparse wood. 


At the bottom of he wood we came once again to a tarmacked road leading back towards Natland. 

 

























As we walked along this narrow Lane our progress was marked by some extremely loud barking from a trio of rather fluffy canines safely being kept at bay behind bars.



As our small road joined the larger road we came across a rather imaginative house name.


At the actual junction of the two roads we also came across a handwritten sign which was either intentionally or unintentionally amusing.



 Almost dialect !

Had we continued along the road the shortness of our walk would have again been compounded. Another diversion was suggested by our leader.  The signpost pointing to a public footpath across the fields where we wished to go, was doing it's best to hide from us.


"Squelch ! Squelch ! Squelch !  the wetness continued.
It became particularly noxious as we passed beneath the railway.


Once beyond the rails we had just a couple more squelchous fields to cross before we arrived back in Natland.


We arrived at the square where the cars were parked and had a decision to make.  Go home, finish flasks or seek out a cafe. Fortuitously we chose, with the help of Paddy and a passing elderly gentlemen, (what nerve. You lot referring to others as "elderly gentlemen" ) to seek out a cafe. And what a cafe !!!.

Small and unpretentious but........

..... bone china cups and saucers and.........

.....hallmarked silver sugar tongs.....
.........for Meanderthals ?

WONDERFUL !

And so, back to the cars and away home. 




A short but fascinating walk with plenty of interest and some "merry" chatter throughout.

THE END.

p.s. Yellow flowering bush discussion.

Gorse has shorter, bushier branches with multiple sharp spikes. Normally blooming January to April but can bloom throughout the year.

Broom has long, thin, strong branches without spikes and was historically used for making "Brooms". It blooms April to June.

The evidence suggests that the plants we saw today were GORSE.








Saturday 21 October 2017

This week's Caption Pic.

"We must be on the right path; the sign says so!"
(footnote: No signpost was harmed in the making of this photograph.)
Next week's walk ?  A gentle ramble round Ayres Rock, OK !

'fraid so ! At our age it's all downhill from here on.

"No problem, I know the way. I've got it in hand!"

Thursday 19 October 2017

HIGHER WALTON

CUERDALE 6 Miles.

WALKERS  Vic, Dave, Anthony, Martin
                     John W, James, Frank.

Kathleen Ferrier deserves more than the rather scruffily incongruous memorial in the village of Higher Walton. Nevertheless,  it was from here that we started our walk heading North towards Cuerdale.


John W.  NOT  unusually  forgot something -  THE MAP ! 
"No worries"  he said "I know where we're going." and then immediately took a wrong turn. (He realised straight away of course.)
At this point we came across a strange construction partly hidden at the side of the road.


A lady passing by said it, and a pathway, had been constructed by an eccentric resident called "The Major" who had a troop of soldiers. She had no idea why.
Through an area of relatively new housing before following a farm road upwards and out of the village.

The church on the horizon is "All Saints" where John W got married many years ago

On entering the farmyard we were confronted by a truly massive heap of silage.

 
 The next building explained why it was so big.


All the cattle (200 + ) were indoors except one young escapee whom the farmer was rounding up.


 Once the runaway had been corralled the farmer asked "Are ye lost ?"   
All eyes turned towards John W .   " Er.....Um... "  
"Go back to that oak tree and follow the hedge round th'edge o't field till you come to a stile." 
"Thank you" we said and did so.
Once over the stile a narrow overgrown path followed the course of a deep ditch before arriving at the gates of some kind  of gas  works.

From here we crossed the road and clambered over another stile before crossing a couple of fields and arriving at a surprisingly busy Cuerdale Lane.



Our highly trained and experienced trackers immediately spot that something has passed along here recently.

Out onto Cuerdale Lane, across the M6 and back into the fields. 


For the next half hour or more the thunderous roar of the Motorway was to be our constant companion. 
Eleven o'clock had passed and in spite of the noisy motorway we settled beneath a wonderfully picturesque sycamore tree to have our coffees.



The view from our coffee spot was of the approach to junction 31 where the overhead signs warned of trouble ahead. 
In spite of the noise it was a pleasant spot to rest with our beverages but quite soon we began the scramble down the steep bank that led away from the motorway.

Can you spot all six in this photo ?

Once out of this rough area the ground quickly began to level out as we walked towards the River Ribble. There was no obvious path visible but the G.P.S. told us to follow the edge of the field. As we did so we passed a rather ruinous barn. James suggested that a "lick of paint" would sort it out.  Others disagreed !


Just at the feet of the photographer was a rather "cute" rabbit hole. Almost a scene from a Disney presentation.


Across the next field we could see the large group of buildings which comprised "Cuerdale Hall Farm".

 
 As we approached it we in turn were approached by a group of curious but friendly Aberdeen Angus (Angi ?) cows all with rather fetching "Earrings".

"Hello Girls"

The walk was planned to enable us to visit the site of the Cuerdale Hoard.  The largest find of Anglo Saxon (Viking ?) silver and gold ever found in England. However, the wet fields and the lack of a footpath to it rather discouraged us. We passed by.
We continued across the fields and eventually arrived once again on the river bank where lunch was to be taken.  As we approached the water someone whose name shall remain secret (sh...... starts with A and ends in Y...) kicked an old football into it.  A fishermen, whom we had not seen, was not pleased.. oops..... sorry !



It is always pleasant to sit by water chatting but who is that over there ?  Perhaps it's a Roy Orbison moment.

" Only the Lonely"😢

The detritus scattered all across this field (mostly plastic bottles) showed how high the river's waters had risen in recent times. Truly astonishing.
A short walk from here took us to Ribbleside Farm.


The track now led upwards till we were back on Cuerdale Lane. Here we stopped briefly to look back to where we had been walking.


Once again we crossed this busy lane and headed towards St Leonard's Church. As we went we were intrigued to see a gentleman hard at work in his garage. When asked, he explained that he was making a part for his model boats. He then invited us into his house to see the models he had already made.

 Beautiful and detailed models.

A hundred yards further on and we arrived at St Leonard's church. 





On entering we discovered another gentleman who was constructing an area for wheelchair access. As we chatted he told us he was a Vicar in Chorley who was also a craftsman carpenter and worked in the diocesan churches.


We left the church and went down through the churchyard where there was a rather grisly tale to tell. In 1560  Dr Kelly, a "Necromancer",  along with a friend John Dee, reputedly dug up  and brought a man back from the dead trying to discover the man's secret........the whereabouts of a large object of great value.



 (The Cuerdale Hoard ???)  This Dr Kelly was later knighted in Germany as a great "Magician"   Ignominiously, he fell out of a window and killed himself.  Unlike "McDougals"   He wasn't  "Self Raising".

Looking down through St. Leonard's graveyard to St. Patrick's Church.

Out of one graveyard and into another as we descend through St Patrick's graveyard towards the road and the school.

 As we pass St Patrick's school, were John W started his teaching career half a century ago, we crossed over the road 



where our  well educated bunch ( don't tell them I said that ) immediately spot a grammatical howler.

 No not the winter pansy.  The Violas.

Leaving the road once again we come to "Blue Bridge" which takes us across the River Darwen. 
"Did you take a bridge photo ?"
"Need you ask ?  Of course we did,"


After chatting to a lady who was walking several dogs we discovered that the path ahead was officially closed.  Ignoring this warning we continued along it  between the edge of the river and a field of mature corn.


It was too late to tell the others that the path was reported as  closed as they were already well ahead.
Ever optimistic we ploughed on up through the woods climbing the locally famous. "Forty Steps".


At the top of the steps there were indeed signs saying path closed but we edged past the crumbling cause of the closure and continued on our way.
By now the rain, which had started some while before, was getting heavier and heavier. The walk was coming to an end and was becoming a bit of a "Soggy" plod. 




As we recrossed the motorway it looked quite different to the way it had appeared earlier in the day.


A steep drop down into Higher Walton and back to the cars was all that was left to accomplish. John W,  however,  was wiled away from the homeward trek by a gentleman living in this, quite frankly weird house,  the roofs of which he had recovered from the chapel of Lancaster Moor Mental Hospital,.


Noticing that John W was taking a photo the owner invited him inside to take a look.        SPEECHLESS !

The heating was a HUGE copper boiler and the rest of the room was even more bizarre.

After this very odd "House viewing" John hurried through the rain to catch up with his companions who were by now in the cars waiting for him.   Off home in heavy rain and equally heavy traffic.

THE END

Unused Photos:-


"Underneath the spreading Sycamore tree"


Some detritus from the river bank.
(No ! That in his hands silly.)

Dave lunching by the river.


Leaving St Leonard's Church.

 Only two miles to Preston.