Once the festive season and all it's excesses are over and we approach the new year many people may think of joining a gymn to get fit. Perhaps they should opt for a weekly workout with the Meanderthals. Much more exciting and far cheaper. We cannot of course accept just anyone into our elite ranks. There would of course have to be a selection procedure which should involve:-
- Qualifications
- Standard of fitness
- Interview
Are you........
- An elderly gentlemen (Basic entry level)
- An old fart (Intermediate level)
- A boring old fart (advanced level)
FITNESS
Can you.....
- Walk unaided (caution)
- Walk with the help of stick or sticks (pass)
- Walk to the end of your street (pass)
- Tackle a humpback bridge (pass)
- Walk up hills (caution)
- Walk further than 5 miles (failed)
- Are you actually fit ? (instantly rejected)
Question 1. Are you actually alive ?
answer. "Yes"
Question 2. ....er......that's it.... Yer in.
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