The Meanderthals

RECRUITMENT !

Once the festive season and all it's excesses are over and we approach the new year many people may think of joining a gymn to get fit. Perhaps they should opt for a weekly workout with the Meanderthals. Much more exciting and far cheaper. We cannot of course accept just anyone into our elite ranks. There would of course have to be a selection procedure which should involve:-

• Qualifications
• Standard of fitness
• Interview

QUALIFICATIONS

Are you........

1. An elderly gentlemen (Basic entry level)
2. An old fart (Intermediate level)
3. A boring old fart (advanced level)

FITNESS


Can you.....

1. Walk unaided  (caution)
2. Walk with the help of stick or sticks (pass)
3. Walk to the end of your street (pass)
4. Tackle a humpback bridge (pass)
5. Walk up hills (caution)
6. Walk further than 5 miles (failed)
7. Are you actually fit ? (instantly rejected)

INTERVIEW

Question 1.  Are you actually alive ?
answer.  "Yes"
Question 2. ....er......that's it.... Yer in.