MEANDERTHAL TIMES
BREAKING NEWS !
"Man known to supply alcohol to ageing wanderers found legless"
Popular Mr. M G a man who has for some time been supplying alcohol* of varying strengths to a group of confused elderly men has been discovered legless at his home in Preston. The authorities have advised Mr M G to attend a clinic in far away Darwen or Blackburn where his problem can be properly attended too by experienced clinicians.
SERIOUSLY:- Martin's leg which caused him problems on our last walk has been giving him "Gyp" since and walking more than a few steps is almost impossible. He was told that it might be wise to go to Darwen or Blackburn as the waiting time in Royal Preston could be FIVE hours !!! I'm sure we all wish him well and look forward to a fully fit Martin on future walks. (That sounds a bit cliched but you know what I mean )
p.s. alcohol* = shandy at less than 1/2 percent.
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