Caption Pic - 21st July

"I'm not sure whether to go around it or through it!"
Martin hesitates choosing his new garden feature. This one or the one from B&Q
"Yes. It would go well with my artificial lawn."
"B----y cowboy builders !   Never finished the roof."
 "Just wondering whether to put ducks on the pond!"
"Naa !  Don't bother wi' ducks.  Couple of crocs and a shark.. Keeps pesky kids away."
"Mmm ?  Not Gothic. Probably Tudor."
"Tudor ? Waddya mean Tu Dor ?  Ther's ony one door. "
  "Naa ... second door is on the right, just out of the picture!"
"That arch looks "ROAMIN' ESQUE" to me."
"It looks rather Archaic."