"I'm not sure whether to go around it or through it!"
Martin hesitates choosing his new garden feature. This one or the one from B&Q
"Yes. It would go well with my artificial lawn."
"B----y cowboy builders ! Never finished the roof."
"Just wondering whether to put ducks on the pond!"
"Naa ! Don't bother wi' ducks. Couple of crocs and a shark.. Keeps pesky kids away."
"Mmm ? Not Gothic. Probably Tudor."
"Tudor ? Waddya mean Tu Dor ? Ther's ony one door. "
"Naa ... second door is on the right, just out of the picture!"
"That arch looks "ROAMIN' ESQUE" to me."
"It looks rather Archaic." |
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