Caption Pic 22nd June

"Is the mud THAT deep, John?"
"John should not have told that "DYNAMO" magician fella that he was a fraud "
"Griffindor" said the hat. "Slytherin" said Harry. "Meanderthals" said John.
OK. There's the hat but where's the Mad Hatter ?
 "It must have been quite scary! He's thrown his hat in and then disappeared!" 

Has he been abducted by aliens?

"Aliens abduct a Meanderthal - Why ? -They are Alien !"