Caption Pic 31st Aug

"He must be Van Gogh....with both ears cut off!"
"Well he looks really happy. Doesn't he ?"
"You'd never guess that picture frame was a carefully disguised guillotine."
VIC...……..TIM !
What a lovely picture. Pity about the rubbishy background !"
"He would have been better done in oils!"
"What !  Like stuffed olives ?"
"What about WD40 ? That can shift anything."
"Duckhams ?  No. Duck'im."
"Off with his head? ... That's all that he's got left!"