Caption Pic 15th Feb 2020

"I can see his left elbow very clearly!. 
Could be Coronavirus.... I shall inspect him from a distance.
"Well, what do you think? Pirates or illegal immigrants?"
"Could be Captain Birdseye wanting to join us!"
"Hmm...Three Men....Nine legs ?...… Call the coast guard . They're illegal immigrants from the Isle of Man."

"And a cat! Is there a tale here?"
"Bet they're tryin' to avoid post Brexit import duty on Kippers".