"BUZZ"
MUSEUM PIECES :- Danny, Mike, Jim, John.
This is rather a strange photo to begin the blog with. What is it telling us ? Indeed, what is it ?
Well it is telling us that today, just for a change, we left our cars at home and went by bus to our neighbouring town..... BLACKBURN !
We caught service buses into Preston's "Iconic" (Don'tcha just hate that overused word) Brutalist bus station. Then Bus 152, which took the slower way to Blackburn following Blackburn Old Road.
Jim planned to meet us at the Cherry Tree stop of to avoid town centre confusion but timings didn't coincide so he came into Blackburn centre where he was warned " KEEP WELL AWAY FROM BUS LANES" (Heavy fines).
Poor Jim parked carefully but was then sternly admonished for trying to cross the apron of the bus station .
( I felt very welcome to Blackburn he averred.)😠
Our first visit was to the Blackburn museum. As we entered the museum we were confronted by a picture of Victorian Blackburn's "Great and Good." But.... what was that overhead, A manifestation of the Victorians fixation with the spirit world .. An appearance of ectoplasm ? No ! It was just your stupid photographer forgetting that "Flash" bounces back off glass. 😖
The museum was packed with artefacts. Too many in your writers opinion. "Multum in Parvo" is I think the appropriate latin phrase.
What's going on here ? Liquid filled mat's on the floor which when stepped on squeezed the different coloured liquids into different shapes. Quite amusing but WHY !
And then we met him 😇 A delightful elderly gentleman who eagerly told us about the weaving history of Blackburn..... at great length....................
He was very proud of his town. and insisted that Blackburn NOT Manchester was the real "cottonopolis" He himself was not a weaver but was an engineer employed to make and maintain the looms.
His tales and explanations were fascinating but we eventually had to thank him profusely and make our escape.
We now know for certain that Humble Blackburn is no other than the centre of the universe. He was a tremendous advocate for the town.
The rest of the museum was likewise stacked with wonderful artefacts and works of art. There was just too much to really take it all in.
Ooh look ! Never mind the ectoplasm here we have proof of levitation. Watch out you two !
Those horns would look magnificent on a Viking's helmet.
THEY DIDNT WEAR HORNS ON THEIR HELMETS !!!!
Oh of course not... Sorry "
As we left the Museum heading for the Cathedral it was gently raining so professor Kirby suggested cutting through the "Mall" to keep dry. We should have known better. After several minutes "circling" we asked an attendant the way out to the Cathedral. He explained it very simply and then seeing our (my) puzzled expression said "C'mon . I'll show you".
Here he is ...........
This happened last time we went into the "Mall". Last time a young lady spotted our confusion and dashed over to lead the Sad Old Farts out of the shops and showed us the right way to go.
Now.... There before us was the Cathedral. Source of spiritual fulfilment ?
Sadly not .... More a source of tummy fulfilment... It was LUNCHTIME.
Just across the road was Radio Lancashire's Base.
The Cathedral is magnificent but like true Philistines we hurried through and descended to the cafe.
As we went towards the cafe Danny met a colleague from the past complete with grandchild.
No food photos. As I have explained before you have probably already seen too many shots of fellas feeding.
As we left the Cathedral we spent a little while admiring some of the features within it.
The Good Shepherd on the pulpit
Mary washing a young Jesus
Perhaps a more honest portrayal of a young mum of her time.
Jesus the worker
This sculpture by John Hayward shows Jesus with a weaving frame. I felt it was very reminiscent of Epstein's sculpture in Coventry Cathedral
This a reminder of where we were............. "The Centre of the Universe" 😉Sorry if I am being a little unfair and facetious but that museum attendant certainly did Blackburn proud.
We finished our visit by walking with Jim back to his car which was just over the way from the Bus Station.
"Bye Jim. See you soon.
Then across the road, catching a last glimpse of the Cathedral, to the bus station where we caught a No. 52 bus bringing us back to Preston by the more direct Blackburn New Road.
A pleasantly gentle visit entirely suited to a damp, grey Lancashire day
THE END
JW
p.s.
BUZZ ?
When I worked in Blackburn many years ago I was struck by the difference in the pronunciation of many words in two towns only a few miles apart. A simple example being the way we in Preston say "BUS" whilst in Blackburn it is pronounced "BUZZ"