Would Jim Cullen Lie to You ?
Well.... Yes he would actually.
Jim Cullen says......
1. I once had to remove two planters outside a shop in the Loire Valley in order to pull my caravan through the centre of the village to the astonishment of local onlookers.
2. From a ski chair I once watched in horror as a baby in a plastic toboggan slipped towards a precipice before it's frantic parents.
3, I once made a frogs legs hors d'oeuvres from frogs caught in my back garden.
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No. 3. is a lie
no 1. I failed to adhere to the direction "Sauf Riverains" .... " Residents only ".
No. 2. was horrific as I sat next to Paddy in the ski chair but fortunately the toboggan lodged in a shrub on the edge of the drop
Jim
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