This week's Caption Pic...

"WHAT!   I've got that job as a male model? Fantastic."
"Acting as well ! Brilliant ! And SHE'S my co-star ?"
"Hi Luv. You'll never guess where Amazon have left that parcel."
"Can you come and pick me up dear ? 
They said I'm not properly dressed for today's walk "
"Hello. Is that the National Trust ? 
I'm not happy with what you've done here at Beacon Fell."
"Yes, I can take his place for the Commonwealth Games.
I wasn't born there but I've been to the Isle of Man ... that'll qualify me won't it?"
"Male model? I hope he doesn't have to get his kit off!"
"What ! Stuck in the 70's ?  Me ? Nonsense. And no. I don't drive a Ford Capri. "
"Well OK ! Yes 70's but I'd rather be on my bike ! "