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Well, Well, Well, Oh Dearie Me !
Somethings happened we didn't foresee
For many years we've walked each week
Our Thursdays sacrosanct we'd say
The weather forecast warned of "dreek"
But we're prepared whate'er the day.
"Waterproofs" we've got the lot.
For rainy days don't give a jot.
just take a look...................
A well proofed jacket with a hood,
we put them on. So far so good
Then a pair of "plastic" trousers please
Nothing worse than cold , wet knees
A pair of gaiters will finish the legs
We don't want boots filled up with dregs
Of water flowing down the plastic
Our socks kept dry. Oooh great, Fantastic !
We mustn't forget that boots we need
Strong and sturdy. Yes indeed !
A pair of boots are really key.
To any walk . You'll all agree
To keep the feet both warm and dry
Squelchy toes !! Oh me Oh my.
A lot of gear for just one day
"Over the top" I hear you say.
But wait a Mo' we're not there yet
Your rucksacks contents can't get wet
It needs a cover. Oft "Built in"
Soggy "butties" that's a sin.
There's one last bit we mustn't fail
And then were done from top to tail
A pair of gloves. One each hand
We're all togged up. Eh ain't that grand
But "Why the stick ?" I hear you ask.
"That won't keep the rain at bay."
"No it won't. but still it might"
Help to keep us all upright."
With all that extra gear to wear
Top Heavy ! We'll need extra care.
To keep our balance in the mud
Then we can say "Well that wur Gud !"
Sadly it wasn't "GUD". the atrocious forecast for once proved all too accurate. For the first time in over a decade of walks "WE CANCELLED" and as we sat at home listening to the rain ceaselessly battering on our roofs we had to admit that our leader for the day ( A.D,) was right .
See you all next week ........ WEATHER PERMITTING😉
JW