Thursday, 18 January 2018

CHIPPING

IN THE BLEAK MIDWINTER   7 Miles
WALKERS :-  John R, John W, Anthony, Vic
                        Paddy, Danny, Martin, Jim D, Harry.

With a ghastly weather forecast and a cold wet Wednesday, John W.  had virtually decided to cancel this Thursday's walk. A round of telephone calls, however, left him in no doubt that the walkers wished to WALK. 
"Oh B****r," He thought. "This could be a big mistake." but no ! The forecast heavy rain/snow and gale force winds never materialised.


Our walk was to be an old favourite. One which some of us had been doing since our teenage years.


We left Chipping and were soon passing the now derelict site of "Berry's Chair Works. The road climbed quickly but steeply through the old works buildings and levelled out as we passed the "Mill Lodge". 





"No Hills" had been the promise but of course steep inclines on roads don't count and we were soon labouring up the next one.


The road then continued gently upwards before levelling out just before it ended and we took to the moorland track.






Throughout the summer we looked forward to dry walks. Never happened ! .... and now the winter is not going to do us any favours. We were soon tackling WETNESS. It would not improve.

The rough track we were following soon dropped steeply down to a narrow valley through which a lively brook was racing.



This turbulent little stream was crossed by a remarkably sturdy set of stepping stones.


Once across we settled for our coffee break and Martin once again produced his ever welcome "Firewater".



There's snow on the tops !

We left the valley and climbed briefly to follow the increasingly wet but but nevertheless wildly beautiful moorland. To our left were the snow-peppered Bowland Fells but we had to keep our eyes straight ahead as the track gradually became filled with water.




With the Bowland Fells as a back drop Danny stands next to the path which rather more resembles a stream. The track continued for perhaps half a mile before turning abruptly right at the edge of the next  valley



then continuing it's ankle twisting way down to Lickhurst Farm.


As we walked the weather continually threatened to turn nasty. In the distance behind us we could clearly see the columns of water as showers dropped out of the thick grey clouds. Then a glorious sight appeared to or left. A rainbow.   A promise of better weather.


It lied !!! Nothing changed.

Lickhurst was a rather untidy sprawl of a farm with the old traditional stone farm buildings corralled inside a variety of new ones. It had the usual clutter of farm implements including this monster which I think is called a "Tedder" ( might be wrong )


From here the track became a tarmacked road which dropped sharply down into a narrow, confined valley through which a larger stream was bubbling. As we entered the valley an unusual sight greeted us. An elderly tree was playing host to a large growth of ferns and within it's first fork was a small holly bush.

The holly bush is not easy to distinguish but you will be able to make out it's thin main stem as a straight line in the fork of the tree.
We were now looking for a stop for Lunch. Vic, ever the individualist chose to occupy a restored Limekiln. Perhaps he has a bit of "Hobbit" in him ?



Whilst the rest of us walked a little distance further to where the stream tumbled over a weir and a set of salmon leaps.




Lunch was taken overlooking the rather tumultuous Fish Ladder. I have fished this steam as a boy and know that it contains Salmon (?) Brown trout, eels, loach, Bullheads and more than likely other fishy species.
To continue our walk we crossed over a sturdy footbridge whose claim to fame is not apparent  until one realises that it is made of a single piece of stone (some weight that) crossing the stream in a single span.


Another steep little rise took us up to a junction where a board told us that the land beyond belonged to the Queen (Why ?)


A right turn now took us to Higher Greystonely farm (or greySTUNly as Vic insists). This is the farm where several of us camped as Boy Scouts  many, many years ago.
It is now a trio of "Des Res's. Passing through this "Hamlet we followed a decidedly dodgy track back down to the stream.

On one side of the track we came across the remains of an Albino Pheasant. Being albino is not good in a wild environment.


The stream was in spate so we took the bridge rather than wade across the ford.



Once across the river we slipped our way up to Lower Grestonley (STUNLY !) farm. Where a delightful board greeted us.

Not sure which one of us was a "Sweet Child" and it is debatable if any of have ever "Run Wild"    (Oh I don't know I think some of us have had our moments.)
We finished our coffees in the confines of a restored Limekiln. We tried to "Confine" Vic but he insisted we let him out.....Spoilsport !


You may have noticed a distinctly blue theme to the Meanderthals attire. John tries very hard to inject a little colour into the day. Most "Garden Gnomes" wear red.

Whilst Danny sat as patiently as ever waiting to see what the next move might be.

Caffeine topped up we set off on the last stretch of our walk. At last the weather really began to deteriorate as we tramped the last mile with, to our left,  the aptly named Longridge Fell pointing the way home.


So............ after initial thought of cancelling,  our day turned out to be more than acceptable and was, I think, enjoyed by everyone.


THE END





Tuesday, 16 January 2018

This weeks quiz.

Neanderthals. Pick the odd one out
Are You Kiddin' Danny. They're ALL odd !!
...and I don't just mean the portraits.

Saturday, 13 January 2018

My apologies for the poor quality of this weeks photos, it is my resolution to do better in the future.

Southport, one of the more genteel of our coastal resorts, and one where you would not normally expect to see urchins.

Here is John checking the settings on his camera. If only I had thought to do the same.

On the pier, courtesy of our own peer, Paddy 

It is not obvious from the photo but the sun had burned through the early morning mist. Martin had provided us all with a helping of his hot firewater and John told us another of his jokes, an exceptionally good one too. 

It has been highlighted in the news recently about the amount of plastic finding its way into our seas and oceans. We saw much evidence of this on this weeks walk. 

Lunch time.


It could have been so much better. The photo I mean. 


Caption Pic

"I love playing aeroplanes"!
"Now then Mr Gillibrand. Let's see if you can walk down that straight line."
"Trombone you say !  Can't find it. "
"Knees bend, arms stretch,  ra, ra, ra!"
"Can I float into the Tardis now?"
Thinks !......./ "Did I use my underarm deodorant today >"


Thursday, 11 January 2018

SOUTHPORT

BLADDER WRACKED ? 6 Miles

WALKERS :- Anthony, Paddy, James Mick, Vic
                       John W, Martin Danny, John R.
Sorry computer playing up. If you wish to see this week's report please click on the  "read more" just below this.

Saturday, 6 January 2018

Meanderthals on TV?

On our visit to Media City BBC Studio Tour, Danny recorded two of the interactive sets..Watch them perform(??)  
(Click on the pictures to see the videos.)

Recording a radio play

The news anchors
(Watch the monitor above the set)
(Vic on Breakfast TV?......He can't get up before 10:30!!)

Caption Pic

"Those boys look too well fed, Mr. Bumble. Take them back to the workhouse!"
Don't look now but I think we're being watched!

"Your shares are worth how much !"

Friday, 5 January 2018

More Photos

Are you cold Barbara?

Hows that?

James and our tour guide

Knock Knock

Our intrepid volunteers, to act out a short radio play.


The Blue Peter studio




MEDIA CITY

BBC  STUDIO TOUR

ATTENDEES :- Anthony, Martin, Vic, Paddy,Mick James
                           Danny + Barbara, Mike & Kath, 
                            John W & Val, Lawrence & Imelda.

The reader will have instantly spotted a most unusual occurrence. On this our first outing of 2018 we had Ladies with us.  This is not ,dear reader, our "New Years Resolution". Just that on our visit to Media City to do the BBC studio Tour it seemed rather nice to invite wives and friends.





 Danny & Anthony

Anthony arranged to borrow St Clare's Mini-bus and our excellent driver, Danny, was happy to do the driving.

 Here we are outside Preston North End's stadium all aboard and ready to go.

In spite of the gloomy drizzly morning and the busy traffic Danny soon had us parked up in the Car park of the "Imperial War Museum" across the water from Media City.

 
Once out of the min bus we waited under shelter as our Hi-teccies worked out how to pay for the parking. 


Parking sorted we set off. Some went into the Imperial War Museum whilst others chose to cross the quays and search for a cafe  (and toilets).

                                                        Anthony  Paddy  Martin

 Val Kath and Mike heading for the bridge over to the Mall, cafes and t'other place,
 
 There was a queue !

Croissant, deux pan au raisins et une muffin and then a quick recce round the mall and our small splinter group were soon heading for the BBC.  



The main group had visited the Imperial War museum and then they too made their way to the start of the tour.

 Danny  Lawrence (looking back for the stragglers) Vic Imelda Barbara James

It wasn't long before the whole group was gathered and we went into "Dock House" . Here we were subjected to a strip search and blood samples were taken. I jest of course but security was quite tight.

 Here we are waiting to go into "Dock House"

 Not all of us though.

 Lawrence is searched for hidden weapons !!

Meanwhile Mick auditions for Mastermind.
"Name" ...... "erm......pass !" 
"Subject".... "Yorkshire Puddings  2012 - 2017" 

After being given our identity tags we assembled in the next building for the introductory talk. This took place next to the famous "Tardis"

  Either Martin took this photo or the Tardis is about to leave.

Our first destination was the "Radio 6" studio.  Very successful apparently but no-one in the party had ever heard of it. Here our next guide told us how radio dramas were put together and broadcast as well as showing us some of the techniques for making sound effects.

 On the table you can see a bicycle pump with a cork (Champagne popping) 
A bunch of rubber gloves
(Birds or Bats flapping and flying )
A Tray of grit and some shoes
(Walking along a footpath)

After explaining the process he invited members of the audience to take part in a short play. Four brave (stupid) Meanderthals volunteered. Anthony, Mick, Vic and John W. as well as others in the larger group. It was fairly simple and great fun. Then off we went to the next studio.

 

Mike and Kath leaving the studio where the "Radio Play" had been performed
 
Our guides then took out across the stormy plaza into the main studio building where our next stop was a rather austere room which when in use was the Blue Peter set.

 Because the studio is used for other shows as well. 
It was rather disappointing as  the only evidence of Blue Peter's presence was the logo on the wall.

 Our final area was first a mock up of the "Breakfast Shows" stage followed (upstairs) by the actual studio in which it was presented, complete with the famous red sofa.







The real set, where we went to next, was rather more populated with cameras and hi-tec equipment as well as our smiling pseudo-presenters.


And John W got told off for going behind the sofa to take a photo. Behind the sofa there were make-up articles and combs etc. for quick tidy ups of the stars between shots. We were not really supposed to know this.



So our visit ended but not without a cheery farewell from one of the stars !!!!



Back aboard the bus and the usual slow trudge before we escaped the Manchester Traffic. Danny took us unerringly back to Preston.
An unusual but enjoyable "Meanderthal " day. Thanks Anthony for the organisation and Danny for driving.

 

Monday, 1 January 2018

2018

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HAPPY NEW YEAR !
From a bunch of  "Old Fellas"