Caption Pic 14th March

"That would impress the neighbours, sat on my drive!"
"But would it take four Meanderthals, rucksacks and poles ?.... and then there's the parking."
"Ah but he's just changed his car! Similar but a different colour!"
"Petrol, Diesel, Electric Ok ! But where would I get "Jet Fuel" ?"
"Possibly from Jet 2!"
"Go on  climb in! Nobody 's looking!"
"Bet they said that to Donald Campbell."
"What was it called ? Robin or cuckoo or something. "
"Speeding ticket Sir ?  No problem the police'll never catch you. "