Caption Pic 19th Jan 2019

"On the left we have the team from Wormwood Scrubs and on the right the team from Strangeways.
Here is your Starter for 10....No conferring! What is your name?" 
University Challenge .. or.. Universal Credit ?
Man on left  "Do you remember the children's programme "The Woodentops" "?
Man on right  "Remember it ?  We were in it !"
On the subs benches today we have...…. um...er…...well let's hope we don't need them."
 "Two more minutes, then we'll rush 'em!  They're looking tired!"
"They should all be locked up in the interest of public safety!"
    "Should we start walking or just sit here?"
  "Eee! Let's  go  'ome  an'  'ave  a  cup  o'  tea!"
BUMS ON SEATS ???
"They're all still here. AFTER FOUR DAYS !!"