Caption pic 2nd June

"Get up, Martin. You don't need to genuflect to me!"
"Pope Paddy the Third"  "Th"  should be pronounced in the Irish manner !
"What was that ? The queen's on 'er way with a sword !!"
Queen with a sword ? It could be Lizzie.....with an honour.
There are already plenty of "Sirs" round here.
"Hope it's not the "Queen of Hearts"."
"Is she bringing some tarts? ... It is summer!"
"Tarts would be great, but if it's the one who keeps shouting "Off with their heads.". you need to watch out for .
No Problem ! We have four heads here.
(retired headteachers)