"An Englishman's home is his castle, and there's no way that I'm raising the portcullis to let you lot in!!?
We have a "Privvy" at the bottom of our garden too !
"Just as I thought." said electrician Mike, "Bog standard wiring."
"I'm the king of the castle and you're the dirty rascal!"
"I shall now demonstrate how to tap dance down a flight of stone steps....Duckie ! "
"Heel in front...Toe behind ..and 1. 2 …….aaargh ! |
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