Caption Pic 30th June

A wise, old owl?
Both look a bit wooden to me 
"Don't turn round Ollie. There's a blind man staring at you"
"Would n 'I have known he'd take a photograph !"

"Special day out. Gone for a carvery!"
" Owl I get away from here?"
"Twit to Who ?"
Barn Owl ? Tawny Owl ? Short Eared Owl ?    
Aah got it ! Snowy Owl !
I don't give a hoot whoooooooooo you think I am. 
"Now Jim you've got some honey and plenty of money. Are you off to sea now ? "
 "No!  I can't find the cat!"
  "Anyway the boat's the wrong colour!"